| If you got in a cab at the corner of Meeker Ave. and Awesome St, and told the he-looks-just-like-Matt-Blankenheim-but-wearing-a-beret (?) cabbie that you needed to be on Cabernet Ave. between Value St. and the Museum of Modern Art, THIS is the cab you'd be rocking. And it's a big old cab too, like a '57 Bel-Air with a big block and supercharger. And you know that when the motor is cherry, well the interior must be too: black cherry leather with a spicy air freshener (in a good way, roll with me on this) and a can of Coca-Cola in the cupholder. Did you check out the dash? That's fine grain French oak right there, medium plus toast I'd say, and it looks good with the vanilla custard you were eating when you got in the cab. Now I know all of this is a little bit of a strech (let's be serious, if Matt was driving, it'd be a Hemi 'Cuda or a Charger), but this Cab is all business, and a heck of a low fare, too! |
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